Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne Barr-E-Azam Hain?

Pathan Rajpoot: 4….

Teacher: Kon Kon Se?

Pathan Rajpoot:

1- Quaid-E-Azam

2- Sikandar-E-Azam

3- Mughal-E-Azam

or

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I love stdyng.. Unfortunatly, if i do study, d course gets finishd..
Hw can i finish smthng i love?
So i dont study…
Enjoy laziness…
Laziness rocks!!;-)

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…

Muqadar mein “raat” ki neend nahi to kya howa “JAAN”

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so Lety hain

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya

Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya

Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye

Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

Two boys were fighting ‘..

1st boy : dekhiye ager aåp humari baat nahi mane¡n ge

to hum aåp ki zoja-e-mohtarma ki (more…)

Aorat Doctor se Doctor sahab muje chabi wala teeka laga dain.

Dr: ap k kitne bachay hn.

Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn.

Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa lain.