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Funny SMS 2010, USA Main Dr

October 20th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

USA mn docterz ki aik team ny research ki or akhir is natijay pr ponchy k

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Funny SMS, Jaan Hai Tu

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Teri Maa ki,

Teri Behen ki,

Tere Papa ki,

Tere Bhai ki,

Tere puray khandan ki,

JAAN hy tu pagal !
Apna khayal rakha kAr:-)


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Funny SMS, Pakar Pakar

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Pakar

Pakar

Hath mein pakar

Daba mat

Oh ho Qatry gir rahe hein

Jaldi se Monh mein dal

Ab batao Maza aya

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Funny SMS, Govt Ka Sath Dain

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Flood ki waja se bahot sy janwar zaia hoo gay hain,

baqi joo janwar bachy hain unhoon ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai,

dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi,

is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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Funny SMS, Aaj to Aadmi Bhej Do

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Ladies Hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA k office phone kiya.

aur complain ki:

Aaj to aadmi bhej do,

Larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.

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Funny SMS, CHANDA

October 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Wo Stop Pe Thi

Me Dekhta Raha,

Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya

Kaha “CHANDA”.

UsNe

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Funny SMS, Kya Houa

September 23rd, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Incom tax Officer Hans Raha Tha

Clerk: Kya Hua

Officer: Mallika Ka Letter Hai

Clerk:To?

Officer: Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill 1 Lac Banaya Hai

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Funny SMS, Stupid Style

September 23rd, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

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Funny SMS, Jawanon K Liye Eham Nasihatein

September 16th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi Lush Push bachi guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.

2) Bike ho ya Car, Kisi Bi larkai koo dekh kar kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.

3) Koshish karo k apne hum-umro se bad-zabani na karo, direct sir phar do kaminay ka.

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Funny SMS, Kash Main

August 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Kaash main
tumhain dekhon
Jab TUM Kapre
UTAARO

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