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Chalo ab kholo …
Jaldi se ….
Mai kab tak haath mein lekar khara rahunga ?
Shuru mein thoda sa dard hoga …
phir achha lagega …
aur doctor ne bhi kaha tha na ….
dalwate rehna ….
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“Apni aankh mein EYE DROPS”
Ladka: ayyyy larki is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli
mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
Tags: funny chand raat sms
Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass
eat raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh
rahele hain!!
Name: Akhtar ali
Mobile: 0333-6855484
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab
kahenge, chal be chal aage chal. .
karo karo kartay jao!
Name: Zeshan ali
Mobile: 0300-6581425
Tags: funny chand raat sms
Aik Angraiz Pakistan aya urdu seekhnay,
kuch arsay baad woh wapis gaya,
logoun nay kaha kia seekha?
Angraiz bolo: Bijli chali gai, Bijli aa gai
Tags: Funny Sms, hinidi funny sms, new funny sms
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Tags: santabanta, Santabanta Sms
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Tags: Funny Sms, mohsin, santabanta, Santabanta Sms, Sirf
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