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Funny SMS, Facebook Status

Shani — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 10:43:39 +0000

Height of Shock

Maalkin:

Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?

Nokrani:

Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k

”Going to gaaon for 3 days”

apke husband ne comment b kia tha

”have a safe trip, come soon honey ”

Girls SMS, Oye Bhahbi Agai Oye

Shani — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 10:22:14 +0000

GIRL’S WAY:

A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back and see the boy sitting on last bench and say …

Shukar hai STUPID AYA HAI….

BOY’S WAY:-

Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class all his friends start “OYE BHAHBI AGAI OYE B-)

Funny SMS, Pakistani Heroin

Shani — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 21:06:21 +0000

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!
Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!

Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!

Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!

Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!

Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!

Funny SMS, Qayamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan

Shani — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 20:51:25 +0000

1. Zardari imaandari krega

2. Altaf Karachi aiga

3. Musharraf pe muqadma chalega

4. Shireen Rehman perda kregi

5. Chodhry Shujaat ko bolna aiga

6. Sheikh Rasheed ki shaadi ho jaigi

7. Bilawal ko Pakistani siyasat aa jaigi

8. Pooreh mulk main Eid aik hi din main manai jaigi

9. Nawaz Shareef sach bolney lagega

10. Moulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman briefcase nahi lega..

Funny Bakra SMS, China Ka Bakra

Shani — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 05:21:10 +0000

Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa

 nhi karna FARAZ...

Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra keh

 k Kutta baich Gia..!!

Kiya ho raha hai?

admin — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 23:54:19 +0000

Kya ho rha h Agr farig ho to mere paas aao

Or paas

Or paas aa kr mujhe

Hawa do

Q.k light ni h bht grmi he:-(

More funny sms

Funny SMS, O level school kay bachay

Shani — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 09:30:29 +0000

O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe:

Wow man,wt a gr8, kool view of the city!

Govt skool k bachy:

Oye thalay lokaan tay thook suttiay;?

Winter SMS, Happy Winter Season

Shani — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 09:00:40 +0000

”O JEE gal suno,

sardi da 1 faida ay??

Nai pata??

Lay das…. ,,,

(‘-’)
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garmi Nai Lagdi..

¤Happy

¤winter

¤Season…¤

Sardi SMS, Lo G Arz Kita A

Shani — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 08:38:33 +0000

Lo wai arz kita a,

5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,

“wa wa wa”

kya kehne hai,

“5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,

“O kad lo razaian aa gai je thand.

2010 Funny SMS, Pakistani Mobile

Shani — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 17:19:54 +0000

Agar Mobile PAKISTAN me bana kartay to Us me yeh Templates hotay:

-Beghairat call kar

-Cigarette leta hua ayin

-Date par hun,abi msg na kar

-Yar kisi bachi ka numbr to de

-Balance hai to thora sa share maardey.

-Bakwas band kr…!

-kaminay….! mar gya kia…

-oye! Lite hai?

-Us ko buri nazr se na dekh, bhabi hai teri

-Yar bachi naraz hogai ek do pappu c ghazlien to bhej.

-Abi cal na kro jaan ammi sath hain