Height of Shock
Maalkin:
Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani:
Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k
”Going to gaaon for 3 days”
apke husband ne comment b kia tha
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GIRL’S WAY:
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back and see the boy sitting on last bench and say …
Shukar hai STUPID AYA HAI….
BOY’S WAY:-
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class all his friends start “OYE BHAHBI AGAI OYE B-)
Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:
Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!
Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!
Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!! (more…)
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1. Zardari imaandari krega
2. Altaf Karachi aiga
3. Musharraf pe muqadma chalega
4. Shireen Rehman perda kregi
5. Chodhry Shujaat ko bolna aiga
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Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa
nhi karna FARAZ...
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Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra keh
k Kutta baich Gia..!!
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Kya ho rha h Agr farig ho to mere paas aao
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Or paas
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Or paas
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Or paas aa kr mujhe
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Hawa do
Q.k light ni h bht grmi he:-(
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O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe:
Wow man,wt a gr8, kool view of the city!
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Govt skool k bachy:
Oye thalay lokaan tay thook suttiay;?
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”O JEE gal suno,
sardi da 1 faida ay??
Nai pata??
Lay das…. ,,,
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garmi Nai Lagdi..
¤Happy
¤winter
¤Season…¤
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Agar Mobile PAKISTAN me bana kartay to Us me yeh Templates hotay:
-Beghairat call kar
-Cigarette leta hua ayin
-Date par hun,abi msg na kar
-Yar kisi bachi ka numbr to de
-Balance hai to thora sa share maardey.
-Bakwas band kr…!
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