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Funny SMS, Facebook Status

February 17th, 2011 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Height of Shock

Maalkin:

Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?

Nokrani:

Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k

”Going to gaaon for 3 days”

apke husband ne comment b kia tha

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Girls SMS, Oye Bhahbi Agai Oye

February 17th, 2011 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

GIRL’S WAY:

A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back and see the boy sitting on last bench and say …

Shukar hai STUPID AYA HAI….

BOY’S WAY:-

Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class all his friends start “OYE BHAHBI AGAI OYE B-)

Funny SMS, Pakistani Heroin

November 17th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!! (more…)

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Funny SMS, Qayamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan

November 17th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

1. Zardari imaandari krega

2. Altaf Karachi aiga

3. Musharraf pe muqadma chalega

4. Shireen Rehman perda kregi

5. Chodhry Shujaat ko bolna aiga

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Funny Bakra SMS, China Ka Bakra

November 16th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms
Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa
 nhi karna FARAZ...

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Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra keh
 k Kutta baich Gia..!!

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Kiya ho raha hai?

November 7th, 2010 by admin | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Kya ho rha h Agr farig ho to mere paas aao

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Or paas

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Or paas

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Or paas aa kr mujhe

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Hawa do

Q.k light ni h bht grmi he:-(

More funny sms

Funny SMS, O level school kay bachay

October 31st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe:

Wow man,wt a gr8, kool view of the city!

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Govt skool k bachy:

Oye thalay lokaan tay thook suttiay;?

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Winter SMS, Happy Winter Season

October 31st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

”O JEE gal suno,

sardi da 1 faida ay??

Nai pata??

Lay das…. ,,,

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garmi Nai Lagdi..

¤Happy

¤winter

¤Season…¤

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Sardi SMS, Lo G Arz Kita A

October 31st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Lo wai arz kita a,

5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,

“wa wa wa”

kya kehne hai,

“5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,

“O kad lo razaian aa gai je thand.

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2010 Funny SMS, Pakistani Mobile

October 20th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Agar Mobile PAKISTAN me bana kartay to Us me yeh Templates hotay:

-Beghairat call kar

-Cigarette leta hua ayin

-Date par hun,abi msg na kar

-Yar kisi bachi ka numbr to de

-Balance hai to thora sa share maardey.

-Bakwas band kr…!

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