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Double Meaning Sms, Boojho to Jane

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

“Boojho to jane”

Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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Double Meaning Sms, 1 Ghanta Bhi Bahot Tha

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?

GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,

Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,

Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,

Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay, (more…)

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Double Meaning Sms, Janu ye to Bahot Bara Hi

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy

Boy: Koshish Toh Kro

Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy

Boy: Doobara Try Kro

Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga (more…)

Double Meaning Text SMS, Arz Kia Hai

April 13th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

Arz Kia Hai…

Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine

Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K

Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Loo

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Double Meaning SMS, Pehli Dafa

February 11th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo to phisal k pura andr chala jata hy,

phir ajib-o-gharib awazein aane lagti hen,

Lekin tm bilkul na ghabrana,

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Double Meaning SMS, To Phir

February 10th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?

Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.

Wife: To phir

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Double Meaning SMS, Usne Utari

December 11th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Arey Itna Bara

December 4th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

5 Inch Ka

December 4th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.

Sms Chanllenge for U

August 13th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

Challenge For You:

Two Players are playing at 94 and 94 they needed 7 runs to win the match at 3 balls, At Last Wicket.

How Both Players complete their 100?