Ek roz mere hijr ki duniya me aake dekh,

Tanhaiyon ke dasht me dera laga ke dekh,

Hum ehl-e-wafa pyar ko ruswa nahi karte,

ye jan-e-wafa hum ko zara aazma ke to dekh

nEw mEaNiNg oF SMS

SMS=Sania Malik Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Mirza Shadi

OR

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

tHeY bOtH HaVe sAmE NaMe’s sHoRt fOrM

may ALLAH bless them ;->

Apni SOCH Achi RAKHO

Agr apko zamin se 1OO rupe mily to kbi apni niyat khrab mt karna

Blky MASJID  k pas wali shop se mery nmbr pr ‘EASY LOAD’  krwa dena;-)

Karamchand to his secretary: Today you hv not worn up panties, y? Sec: you are a gr8 detective. How did you come 2 know this? KC: Today, I saw dandruff on your shoes!

Door Gaon Main
Raat Ko Jub..
Maa Baap Sotay Nahin..
To..
Bachay Kehtay Hain..
So Jaa Bapu
So Jaa..
Nahi To aik Aur Ho Jaye Ga!

Hospital Main Larka Nurse se

” I LOVE U ” Tumne mera Dil Chura liya hai

Nurse Sharma k : Chal Jhootay!

Dil ko to Hath bhi nahi Lagaya,

Humne to KIDNEY Churai hai…

Girl to Boy,,

Tum Mujh se Kitna Pyar karty ho

BOY: Apne jan sy bhi Zaida

Girl: Phir 100 rupees to karva do

BOY: Main Tumhara Aashiq hon

Ufone walon ka ” SALA”  NAHI..

Shabe Tanhai use kehna

Hamari neend lota de

k us ki yaad main behad aziyat hai

ya apna naqsh dho jaye..

Ya phir MERA HI HO JAYE…