1 Din Meera k 7

Q. Subah uth kr phle kia krti ho?

Ans. G me apny ghr jati hon,

Q: Aap ziada shoping kapron ki krti ho or khush baghair kapro k rhti ho. Kia ye khula tazad nai?

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Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, “May” I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: Aaooo Chalin

Girl: I want to end our relationship..

I am going to return everything you gave me.

Boy: Ok, then lets start with kisses…

Larka: Wo kon si jagha hai jahan aurat or mard

k baal Ghungryalay hote hain?

Larki: Uff toba, kitna ganda sochte ho

Larka: Wo jaga hai . . . . . West Indies

Lady Secretary:

sir its your wifes call, she wants to kiss u on the phone
boss: take the message and give me later!

Bus Driver:

Kuri Ne Tenu Thapar Kiyoon M@raya?

Conductor:

Paani Wala Daba Kuri Di Seat Thalay C,

Mein Keya,

Bibi Zara Lattaan Chukna Mein Apna Pani Kadna Ay!

Dulhan: Kamry may aty hi Brazer utarny lagi.

Dulha: Ye kia kar rahi ho?

Dulhan: Maa nay kaha tha Dulha jesy hi kamry may ay sab sy pehly Dodh pilana….!

Jab aap ki Wife Pregnant ho tu us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher k kehti hein   Congratulations      Laikan    koi b aap ka LUND pakr kr nhi kehti ….Well done

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“No my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”