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Dirtry Sms

September 28th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Dirty Sms

Boy: Aunty ur apples are touching me..

Aunty: it’s my apples

Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana!

Karo karo or kartay jao must raho!

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Dcotor to santa

September 22nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Doctor to Santa

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample,
stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.

Santa: I’m in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

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