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Sexy SMS, Larka Larki sy

August 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.

Larki:
Lux

Larka:

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Adult SMS, Sexy and Love SMS

August 11th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Love is a gamble,

Sex is game.

Boys get fucking,

Girls get pain.

One night plasure,

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Adult SMS, Larkon ko Larkiyon k

August 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain

Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain

Kya?

Socho

Nahi pata?

Un k piyaray piyaray

Barey barey
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2010 Adult SMS, Kiss U

July 31st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Boy: i want to kiss u

Girl: where vertical lips or horizental lips?

Boy: wt?

girl: upper lips or lower lips

Boy: my smjha ni

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2010 Adult SMS, Ufone Walo Koo

July 30th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Ek Aorat dosri sy.

Tauba!Ye Ufone walo ko kya ho gaya hai.

Baray se poster pe Larki ki photo hai aur likha hai:

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Adult Text, Apna Apna Naseeb

June 13th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

1 larka apni Saas se :ap ki Beti Muje khush nahi rakhti

Saas :Beta apne apne Naseeb ki baat hay yahan to hr larka us se khush tha

Adult SMS, Itni Bari Topi

June 12th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi kapra lagana bhool gaya

Chor ne zip khol k hath dala to bola: Behanchod

Itni bari topi to 5 hazar walay note ki b nhi hoti

Suhaag Raat SMS, Suhaag Raat Ko

June 7th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

HUSBAND SUHAAG RAAT KO:

Main shadi se pehle 20 Aurto’n k sath sex ker chuka hoon

WIFE: (sharmatay hue)

Aap wohi hain na jis ne 500 ka Jaali note diya tha.

Adult SMS 2010, Meet My Wife

April 13th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina

Boy2. Oh! I know her

Boy1: How?

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Text Adult SMS, 7 Saal ki Bacchi Ko

April 7th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

25/3/2010 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA

7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,

Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti Sy…

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