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Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k

October 11th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha

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Garam Larki Batoon say mugh ko

October 11th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

Garam Larki

Batoon say mugh ko Kam nahe!

Choot ko mari Aram nahe!!1

Sakoon main Ana Chahti hay!

Choot Chudwana Chahti hay.

Jano buss kar Ub batain too!!!

Hathoon say uss day Sakoon.

Phir jub Chary Garmi to undar dall day Apni Charmi

Phir Jaldi Jaldi Mar Dhaky

aur Jaldi say Phar isssy

Yeh hay Bari Bay-Chain jano.

Jaldi kar maray Jano.

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LOORA ek gift hai

October 9th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

LOORA ek gift hai
(kabool kijye)

LOORA ek ehsas hai
(mehsos kijye)

LOORA ek dard hai
(bardasht kijye)

Loora, Land

Loora, Land

LOORA ek peyas hai
(choos lijye)

LOORA ek milan hay
(apna lijye)

LOORA ek anso hai
(pee lijye)

LOORA aakhir LOORA hai
(gaand may lay lijye)

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Ustaad n Shagird Workshop mein

September 29th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms, Funny Sms

Ustaad n Shagird Workshop mein kaam kar rahay thay k light chali gayee

ustaad:- chotayyyy 10 ka pana dey………….

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. abay kuttay haath mein dey..

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IK JHALAK HI KAFI HOTI HEY

September 29th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

IK JHALAK HI KAFI HOTI HEY TERI DIL KO DEEWANA BANANEY KEY LIYE
TUMNEY ITNI BARI SHALWAR PEHEN LI
ITNI CHOTI SI CHEEZ CHUPANEY KE LIYE

College Ki Larrkiyaan

September 29th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

College Ki Larrkiyaan

Yeh College ki Larrkiyaan
Kharrkti hain jin ki Chattiyaan
Tuu Duur se hi nazara ker
Bas Mutth pe hi Guzara Ker
Uttha Sheeshi tael (oil) ki
Hasraton kay Khail ki
Bas haath youn chalata Jaa
Lund pe kabab Lagata jaa

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Elephant and girl

September 29th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

Girl: Doc, look at my vagina.
Doc: how come the hole is too big.
Girl: I was raped by an elephant
Doc: But elephants have small dicks.
Girl: He fingered me first.

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Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…

September 29th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…

Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…

Us Waqt Kyu Nahin Roti Thi…
Jab Pooooora Ley Key Sooti Thi….

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Can i kiss u ?

September 29th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

BOY:can i kiss u?
GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips?
BOY:WHAT?
GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips?
BOY: I DIDN’T GET U?
GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?

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Dirty sms larki

September 28th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms, Funny Sms

1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…
Sandal utari 56kg…
Jacket utari 53kg…
Fir Dupata utara 52kg…
aur coin khatm… 
1Bhikhari bola…
Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.

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