Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha
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Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha
Tags: Funny Sms, Hakeem, hindi funny sms, Hindi sms, new funny sms
Garam Larki
Batoon say mugh ko Kam nahe!
Choot ko mari Aram nahe!!1
Sakoon main Ana Chahti hay!
Choot Chudwana Chahti hay.
Jano buss kar Ub batain too!!!
Hathoon say uss day Sakoon.
Phir jub Chary Garmi to undar dall day Apni Charmi
Phir Jaldi Jaldi Mar Dhaky
aur Jaldi say Phar isssy
Yeh hay Bari Bay-Chain jano.
Jaldi kar maray Jano.
IK JHALAK HI KAFI HOTI HEY TERI DIL KO DEEWANA BANANEY KEY LIYE
TUMNEY ITNI BARI SHALWAR PEHEN LI
ITNI CHOTI SI CHEEZ CHUPANEY KE LIYE
College Ki Larrkiyaan
Yeh College ki Larrkiyaan
Kharrkti hain jin ki Chattiyaan
Tuu Duur se hi nazara ker
Bas Mutth pe hi Guzara Ker
Uttha Sheeshi tael (oil) ki
Hasraton kay Khail ki
Bas haath youn chalata Jaa
Lund pe kabab Lagata jaa
Tags: Gandy Sms
Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…
Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…
Us Waqt Kyu Nahin Roti Thi…
Jab Pooooora Ley Key Sooti Thi….
Tags: 6 inch
BOY:can i kiss u?
GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips?
BOY:WHAT?
GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips?
BOY: I DIDN’T GET U?
GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?
Tags: kiss sms