Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn’t afford it so they had it on the same day. They also couldn’t afford to go on a honeymoon so they stayed home. That night the mother got up because she couldn’t sleep. When she went by her oldest daughter’s room, she heard screaming.

One night a guy was having hot sex with his girlfriend. Nearing the end she threw him off and said that she wanted a candy bar. “I don’t have any candy bars here” he said.
“That’s it, we’re through!!! If you don’t run to the store and get me a candy I am gonna leave you

Chota bacha nokrani se!
yeh tum pappa ka penis muh main lekar kya kar rahi the?
Nokrani:
Woh main..
Main..
main..
main na
Woh..
Tumhari Mamma k liye saaf kar rahi thee.!

Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!

Choot ki kavita

Yakeen naheen kar paati hoon,
tumne bhi mujhko yaad kiya!
aur main hoon aisi pagli,
teri khatir khuda ko bhula diya!!
jab chanda muskaata thha,
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A Kid In A Bus Sitting Behind Driver Starts Saying

Kid : If My Dad Was A Bull And My Mom A Cow I’d Be A little Bull

Driver Got Mad At Noisy Kid , Kid Continues

Kid : If My Dad Was An Elephant And Mom A Girl Elephant So I
Would Be A Little Elephant

Kid Goes On And On With Many Animal Names.When Driver Gets
Angry And Said

Driver : If Yous Father Was GAY And Your Mother Was A
Prostitute??

Kid Smiles And Said : I Would Be A BUS DRIVER