Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients’ problems.
The Doctor replied ‘Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.
‘Okay then,’ Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It

Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Because they are stupid.
What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever.
If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares.
What did God say [...]

under a helicopter
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren’t able to choose that person, until the woman gave a [...]

Hindi Jokes
Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?
Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor: Arey… mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, [...]

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . .
Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . .
Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage Hai

Teacher: Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher: Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu: Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

wife: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free ha

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R

Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaari? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.
Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 [...]