Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai {  } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.

You Know,
You’re
Grown Up When …
- Jeans & T-shrts No
Longer Qualify As
“Dressed UP”
- Ur Frndz Marr y &
Divorce Instead Of
“Hook UP” & “Break Up”
- U Take Naps
- 90% Of d Tym U
Spend Infront Of A
Computer, Is For
Real Work
- Oldr Relatives Feels
Comfortable Telling
Adult Jokes Around U
- 6:00 A.m Is Whn U
Get, Not WHn U Go To
Bed

free adult sms
For toothpaste ad they show teeth
For hair oil they show hair
For face cream they show face
But for Whisper & Condoms they r not showing
anything, that’s cheating.
Jaago Grahak Jaago

Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…
Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…
Us Waqt Kyu Nahin Roti Thi…
Jab Pooooora Ley Key Sooti Thi….

1 wazeer ko badshah ki murghi par bohot ghussa aya .badshah ney kaha k tum isay aisi mout dogay main bhe tumhai waisi he mout dunga.ab wazeer kaise bachai ga?
Pata hai wazeer nai kya kya
.
.
Wazeer nai murghai ki gardan apni gand main laikar gand dabadi

1 Dehaati Red Dhoti aur White Banyaan main jaraha tha,
Kuch larkiyon ne dekha to kaha: Oh Oh Read & White
Dehaati ne Dhoti uthai aur bola: King Size Filter

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

There is no arguing with cowboy logic. The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the Coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the Tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the Tree-huggers had a ‘more humane’ solution.

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, “How much is that new Barbie in the window?”

A crew of highway maintenance workers were sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing.