SAAS:

Lanat ho baho tujh pe k 8 saal baad ek bacha peda kia.

BAHO:

Mujh se ziada Lanat tmharay betay pe ho! agr Os k aasray pe rehti tu ye bhi na hota.

Ek bachay ne nekr utar kr

Ek bachi se kaha tumare pas ye hai?

Bachi ne apni shalwar utar kr jwab diya

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Girl: Bas B Kro Ab !

Boy: Kch B Nhi Hta.

Girl: Kisi Ne Dekh Lia To?

Boy: Kch Nhi Hoga Bs Seedi Raho OR Thora Khol Kr Rkho !

Girl: Bus Boht Ho Gya Ab Me Tmhein Aur Nhi Krney Dun Gi.

Boy: Plz Thora Sa Aur Krney Do

Agr Aj Tmne Paper Na Krwaya To Me Fail Ho Jaon ga

B positive

zindagi main agar kuch karna hai to kuch aesa kar jao
ke jis muhalleh se guzro jis gali se guzro her ghar se yeh awaz aaye ke papa aa gaye papa aa gaye

One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

1 larki zor zor se gana ga rhi thi

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Mujy rung de

Mujy rung de rung de

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Larki ki maa ne suna to usay bht mara

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Q?

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Q k

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Larki

Totli

Thi.

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Dont try it.

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k

“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.

2 women talks:
1st: Roz subha mera Doodh wala bohat Dabata hai   “Bel”
2nd: Mera tu Paper wala acha hai bilkul bhi nahi Dabata Nechey se hi Daal deta hai   “Paper”

4 golden rulZzZz

1) Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2) Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3) Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4) Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee