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Adult Jokes, Tail Wala

Shani — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 10:24:43 +0000

Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Say:

Woh Daikho Tail Wala Ja Raha Hay Ussay Roko?

Dosri Aurat:

Sharmate Howay Kesi bat krti ho Behan

Kabhi Tail Wala Bhi Ruka Hay?

Gandy SMS, BACHON KA HARAMI PAN

Shani — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 09:35:30 +0000

BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.
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Bacha shopkeeper se: Sooji hay Kia?

Shopkeeper:
Ji haan sooji hay.

Bacha:

Tou phir marwai q thi…??

Adult Jokes, Paper Dene or Sex Karne K Baad

Shani — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 15:37:02 +0000

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad

Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai ;

Kitna Lamba Tha Na

Kash Thora Time Or Mil Jata

Tooba Pehle Kitna Dar Lag Raha Tha

Phir To Pata Hi Nahi Chala Kab Ho Gaya

Uff Teen Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band Ho Gayi Thi

Aagay Ka To Theek Tha Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.

Gandy SMS, Mammay Choose Hain

Shani — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 06:15:43 +0000

Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain?

Boy: Nahi

Girl: to kia apne baap k TATTEY choose k bara hua hai.

Sexy SMS, Sex Karo Ge

Shani — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 08:49:16 +0000

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?

Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho

Chaudhary: pher kya hua?

Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy

Adult Jokes, Teacher to Student

Shani — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 07:19:50 +0000

Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.

K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.

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Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.

To Barri Sharmindagi Hoti Hogi Na?

2010 Adult Jokes, Kuch Maza Aya

Shani — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 10:30:32 +0000

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se:

jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
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B’V =aap ko aaya?
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SHOHAR= bohat!
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BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

Adult Text, Janoo Mery Mun Main Dalo

Shani — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 10:36:11 +0000

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:

Tum

Doosri Icecream Le Lena!

Adult Jokes, Bina Guthli Wala Aam

Shani — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 06:04:42 +0000

Hum ne un se Poocha

k bina Guthli wala Aam

kahan mile ga “FaRaZ” ,

unho ne Kamre me le ja kar

apna Brazer Utaar Dia..!

Adult Jokes, Husband ne sex ki goli kha li

Shani — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:00:26 +0000

Husband ne sex ki goli kha li

wo itna garm hogya k susral ja kr a

pni biwi se sex kr kr k us ko behosh krdia.

apni sas or sali ke sath b sex kr ke un ko b behosh kr diya

grmi phr b na dur huwi to

apne susar or sale k sath b sex kr k un ko b behosh kr diya

lakin garmi dur na huwi phr us ne ak int k uper apna lun rekha or us ke uper ak or int rkhi or ragrne laga

susar ki ankh khul gai us ne chilakar kaha

utho begharto nasso fair taiz krda paya jay