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Adult Jokes, Tail Wala

February 17th, 2011 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Say:

Woh Daikho Tail Wala Ja Raha Hay Ussay Roko?

Dosri Aurat:

Sharmate Howay Kesi bat krti ho Behan

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Gandy SMS, BACHON KA HARAMI PAN

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.
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Bacha shopkeeper se:  Sooji hay Kia?

Shopkeeper:
Ji haan sooji hay.

Bacha:

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Adult Jokes, Paper Dene or Sex Karne K Baad

October 7th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad

Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai ;

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Gandy SMS, Mammay Choose Hain

September 14th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain?

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Boy: Nahi

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Sexy SMS, Sex Karo Ge

August 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?

Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho

Chaudhary: pher kya hua?

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Adult Jokes, Teacher to Student

August 10th, 2010 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Jokes

Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.

K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.

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2010 Adult Jokes, Kuch Maza Aya

July 5th, 2010 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Jokes

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se:

jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
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B’V =aap ko aaya?
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SHOHAR= bohat!
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Adult Text, Janoo Mery Mun Main Dalo

April 13th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:

Tum

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Adult Jokes, Bina Guthli Wala Aam

March 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Hum ne un se Poocha

k bina Guthli wala Aam

kahan mile ga “FaRaZ” ,

unho ne Kamre (more…)

Adult Jokes, Husband ne sex ki goli kha li

March 24th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Husband ne sex ki goli kha li

wo itna garm hogya k susral ja kr a

pni biwi se sex kr kr k us ko behosh krdia.

apni sas or sali ke sath b sex kr ke un ko b behosh kr diya

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