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Sexy SMS, Sex Karo Ge

August 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?

Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho

Chaudhary: pher kya hua?

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Adult Jokes, Teacher to Student

August 10th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.

K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.

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2010 Adult Jokes, Kuch Maza Aya

July 5th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se:

jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
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B’V =aap ko aaya?
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SHOHAR= bohat!
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Adult Text, Janoo Mery Mun Main Dalo

April 13th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:

Tum

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Adult Jokes, Bina Guthli Wala Aam

March 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Hum ne un se Poocha

k bina Guthli wala Aam

kahan mile ga “FaRaZ” ,

unho ne Kamre (more…)

Adult Jokes, Husband ne sex ki goli kha li

March 24th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Husband ne sex ki goli kha li

wo itna garm hogya k susral ja kr a

pni biwi se sex kr kr k us ko behosh krdia.

apni sas or sali ke sath b sex kr ke un ko b behosh kr diya

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Adult Jokes, Ye Bhi Na Hota

March 24th, 2010 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Jokes

SAAS:

Lanat ho baho tujh pe k 8 saal baad ek bacha peda kia.

BAHO:

Mujh se ziada Lanat tmharay betay pe ho! agr Os k aasray pe rehti tu ye bhi na hota.

Adult Jokes, Bahot Mil Jaty Hain

February 16th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Ek bachay ne nekr utar kr

Ek bachi se kaha tumare pas ye hai?

Bachi ne apni shalwar utar kr jwab diya

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Adult Jokes, B Positive Jani

January 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Girl: Bas B Kro Ab !

Boy: Kch B Nhi Hta.

Girl: Kisi Ne Dekh Lia To?

Boy: Kch Nhi Hoga Bs Seedi Raho OR Thora Khol Kr Rkho !

Girl: Bus Boht Ho Gya Ab Me Tmhein Aur Nhi Krney Dun Gi.

Boy: Plz Thora Sa Aur Krney Do

Agr Aj Tmne Paper Na Krwaya To Me Fail Ho Jaon ga

B positive

Adult Jokes, Papa aa Gaye

December 22nd, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

zindagi main agar kuch karna hai to kuch aesa kar jao
ke jis muhalleh se guzro jis gali se guzro her ghar se yeh awaz aaye ke papa aa gaye papa aa gaye